There's a lot of weird in the world.

Two nights ago, my fortune cookie said,
"ACCEPT THE NEXT PROPOSITION YOU HEAR."
Not particularly good advice, I think, even if it did come from a cookie.

Today I got a piece of spam email. Normally I don't read these things, but I know a Jessica, and it's not uncommon for my friends to send messages without subjects - I've given up trying to change that. Here's what it said:

Did those students miss eating last winter?.
Have the managers already loved shouting?.
Joseph doesn't dislike praying carelessly..
Was Michael enjoying running early last month?.
Don't you practice dancing as often as possible?.
I hate playing quickly..
Jackie is missing jogging by the sea at present..
Jack is not missing singing near the station..
Were those pilots practicing praying?.
They aren't enjoying running..
They aren't enjoying running..
Do you practice driving in London?.
But this is where you come in: Between now and November, you, the American people, you can reject
the tired, old, hateful, negative politics of the past. And instead you can embrace the politics of hope, the
politics of what's possible because this is America, where everything is possible..
Mark at 27 months looked ?normal?. He came from a good family who provided lots of stimulation. Mark
had one word--'ba' as in 'Ball.' Everything was 'ba.' After a few days of orientation in the classroom, I
presented the computer. The first day he sat at the computer for 20 minutes and pressed the ball, bus, bee
on the IntelliKeys keyboard over and over again. He then looked at me and pointed to the ball and said
?Ba? Then he pointed to the bee and said 'Be' and the Bus and said 'Bu.' I was astonished and his
mother started to cry..
i need to get a pedicure. my feet smell and itch.
11. Ninety six bottles of beer, three a's, three b's, one c, two d's, thirty three e's, seven f's, one g, ten
h's, nine i's, four l's, sixteen n's, ten o's, thirteen r's, twenty three s's, twenty three t's, four u's, four
v's, five w's, three x's, and five y's on the wall..
9.
Mr. Hanson isn't practicing working..
I am a teacher of preschool children with disabilities. I have been making software for the children in
my classrooms for the last eight years. Over the past 23 years I have encountered many types of
disabilities and many types of parents. The question.
EDWARDS: But what have we seen? Relentless negative attacks against John. So in the weeks ahead,
we know what's coming, don't we?.
That pilot is missing surfing..
Donna's daughter hasn't practiced playing yet..
The pilots were enjoying jogging at the company..
Until that day, he could not hear the language differences. He asked for the computer every day by
pointing to it. He was allowed to spend time each day on the noun program. One year later he was talking in full sentences and was staffed into normal preschool..

Oh sure. Lure me with your poetry in an attempt to sell me something (I think...). Seriously though; what kind of an email is this? It wasn't a virus. And who but the crazy ones like me are going to read even as far as "Jackie is missing jogging by the sea"? I like to pretend that people like me are too smart to then write this "Jessica" back to get more information about this software.

WTF